Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof

HAHA AWESOME SPOOF xD



Batman (very low pitch) : Why do you want to kill me?

Joker : I.. You mind saying that one more time?

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?

Joker :Wh..What?

Batman : WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?

Joker : erm..

Batman : I SAID WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME!

Joker :Err I er I dont know if its just me but I cant understand what you are saying.

Batman : (cannot tell what he said)

Joker :No Still still uh still just gutteral sounds to my ears.

Batman : (still cannot tell what he said)

Joker : Okay umm we are obviously having some failure in communication. I'm not making out words.

Batman : DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME JOKER.

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : okay not gonna help, the hitting

Batman : (??)

Joker : I cant..I dont even know if that is even a question or a claritive statement.

Batman : WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM (?)

Joker : I'm not joking I really cant understand anything that you are saying. Nothing.

Batman : WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : Have you been to a doctor lately? Cos I think you may have a very severe case of throat cancer.

Batman : I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER!

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!

Joker: There is nothing in the english language that sounds anything like that.

Batman : WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : Are you speaking bat? Cos that's what bats sound like.

*SMACKS JOKER*

Joker : Ohh god

Batman: WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : I really I REALLY like to answer your question I just I dont know what they are!

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!

Joker : YOU ARE NOT SPEAKING ANYTHING ANY HUMAN CAN UNDERSTAND! AM I CRAZY HERE? OKAY I KNOW IAM CRAZY BUT I KNOW I CANT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT YOU ARE SAYING SO JUST WHY DONT YOU JUST SOUND IT OUT! C'MON, T-H..

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : Enunciate. Enun-

*SMACKS JOKER*

Joker : Enunciate, do you know what that means? It's not, it has nothing to do with physical contact.

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : How do you even communicate with anybody?!

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : I cant..there's no words coming out of his mouth, am i right? There's no-

*SMACKS JOKER*

Joker : There, there's fists coming out.

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : (Copies batman) DID YOU SEE WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE?

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : Just tell me for now, a verb ... just give me something to work with here.... write it down on a piece of paper, I dont I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING -

*SMACKS JOKER*

- END -

edwin at 12:31 AM