Sunday, August 31, 2008

compare and contrast

edwin at 10:54 PM

prizeee

OMG DANIEL WON A YEAR SUBSCRIPTION TO A MAGAZINE THAT HE HAVEN EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE o: 5 minutes before that, his phone beeped and a message came in reading, daniel later help us go on stage retrieve a prize hor. wow. he didnt even take part in the guessing thing.

LOOK AT HIS ECSTATIC FACE




Other irrelevent peektures





super old peektures





super old video (whoops wrong orientation :P)

ignore this shit under the video

edwin at 6:25 PM

Monday, August 25, 2008

edwin at 4:44 PM

Saturday, August 23, 2008

b'day

fun fun fun. thank you everyone xD especially those who bought me the damn expensive shoes and jacket. although all the other presents are quite "useful" too. morning was so retarded. came at 7, half an hour earlier than the rest. sat there waiting for half an hour. the class came. i still waiting. then tried the buzzer and went through the slides and script. then run in and out calling aaron "aaron" and "BAD BOY HUMPY! SIT! ROLL OVER!". so fun. then sat at the chair until the whole thing is over. press slides, press timer, press bell, press buzzer. repeat. LOL. then go Lot 1. went to KFC. went to popular. went to comics connection. end. go home. mum gave funny look when i brought in all the presents. slacked. then spent 1 hour putting the shoelaces on the shoes. after this, CAKE. LOL.

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE VERY ENJOYABLE DAY xD

the use of the headband

edwin at 7:32 PM

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

elderly centre

LOLOLOL mr pang today so nice ask us to go ntuc choose watermelon for him xD in the end we down there humiliating ourselves by whacking all the watermelons there in front of everyone in school uniform O_O then we were like OMFG YOU GOT BOOBS when carrying the watermelon to the trolley. then MR SNG SHAO HAO act smart go try take shortcut down the ramp then in the end is for handicap one, super long. then he go act pro carry 2 watermelons, 2 pomelo and 6 cans of condensed milk and he almost drop the balls down the stairs.

and glen ting dunno how to clean a toilet bowl and dumped one whole spoonful of soap powder when asked to sprinkle it on the toilet floor ¬_¬


xD

edwin at 11:38 PM

Thursday, August 14, 2008

chem test

zzzz tmr chem test. dun understand anything at all. stupid spdf shells. stupidHeisenberg Uncertainty Principle. stupid quantum numbers. ¬.¬ now trying to waste smses telling everyone to bring gc tmr xD. good luck everyone. today. got squashed by michael in pe. failed to catch the many flying balls. ran 3 rounds round the track. stupid glen nvr wait for me to run one more. watched mr fadhir emo when he heard me and glen haven study yet. poor guy. DIE LIAO LAHH TOMORROW. and im like still thinking why T-Bag didnt die when Abruzzi cut of his WHOLE HAND and people died just by slitting their own wrists. -.- GOOD LUCK FOR TOMORROW. BRING YOUR GRAPHING CALCULATOR AND JACKETS.

edwin at 8:51 PM

Saturday, August 9, 2008

SINGAPORE FLYER =D=D=D

WOOT TEH SINGAPORE FLYER IS AWESOMEEEEE xD.
if only the whole thing lasted 2-3 hours. then could have watched the whole ndp from up there. saw a mini IR model at the end of the trip, very elaborately made. lol this year so unlucky, olympics and ndp so close. watching the olympics opening ceremony beats ndp. no one bothered to hear the national day rally ALSO becos of olympics. olympics fireworks owned ndp fireworks. so sad.














edwin at 9:50 PM

Friday, August 8, 2008

homework

just finished geog assignment 2. zz. wasted 5 hours slacking. same thing the previous day. spent 3 hours slacking, 2 hours doing the stupid essay. thought must hand in next week. chiong like mad. waste of time. at least didnt get criticized. william you rock. bleahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
SECONDHAND SERENADE ROCKS. :D

The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed
But I have loved you from the start
Ohhhh

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I'm yours to keep
And hold onto your words
'Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When you're asleep

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

-Fall For You
Secondhand Serenade


edwin at 12:24 AM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof

HAHA AWESOME SPOOF xD



Batman (very low pitch) : Why do you want to kill me?

Joker : I.. You mind saying that one more time?

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?

Joker :Wh..What?

Batman : WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?

Joker : erm..

Batman : I SAID WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME!

Joker :Err I er I dont know if its just me but I cant understand what you are saying.

Batman : (cannot tell what he said)

Joker :No Still still uh still just gutteral sounds to my ears.

Batman : (still cannot tell what he said)

Joker : Okay umm we are obviously having some failure in communication. I'm not making out words.

Batman : DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME JOKER.

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : okay not gonna help, the hitting

Batman : (??)

Joker : I cant..I dont even know if that is even a question or a claritive statement.

Batman : WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM (?)

Joker : I'm not joking I really cant understand anything that you are saying. Nothing.

Batman : WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : Have you been to a doctor lately? Cos I think you may have a very severe case of throat cancer.

Batman : I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER!

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!

Joker: There is nothing in the english language that sounds anything like that.

Batman : WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : Are you speaking bat? Cos that's what bats sound like.

*SMACKS JOKER*

Joker : Ohh god

Batman: WHERE IS SHE?

Joker : I really I REALLY like to answer your question I just I dont know what they are!

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!

Joker : YOU ARE NOT SPEAKING ANYTHING ANY HUMAN CAN UNDERSTAND! AM I CRAZY HERE? OKAY I KNOW IAM CRAZY BUT I KNOW I CANT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT YOU ARE SAYING SO JUST WHY DONT YOU JUST SOUND IT OUT! C'MON, T-H..

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : Enunciate. Enun-

*SMACKS JOKER*

Joker : Enunciate, do you know what that means? It's not, it has nothing to do with physical contact.

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : How do you even communicate with anybody?!

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : I cant..there's no words coming out of his mouth, am i right? There's no-

*SMACKS JOKER*

Joker : There, there's fists coming out.

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : (Copies batman) DID YOU SEE WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE?

*SMACKS JOKER*

Batman : WHERE ARE THEY!

Joker : Just tell me for now, a verb ... just give me something to work with here.... write it down on a piece of paper, I dont I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING -

*SMACKS JOKER*

- END -

edwin at 12:31 AM

Monday, August 4, 2008

lost ipod

LOL! RECEIVED A REPLY FROM SMRT REGARDING MY "LOST" IPOD



edwin at 8:20 PM

birthday cake

celebrated birthdays of those born in august with the cake shao hao bought yesterday. pokemon would be much better but heck. sang some stupid S-I-N-G-A-P-O-R-E cheer. zz. died in chem quiz. forgot to write the prediction wtf. at least my test results for physics was okay. I OWNED YOU GLEN TING :D . cut the cake later on. was forced to eat a piece of chocolate O_O realised the layer of "chocolate" on the cake was actually something like blueberry. a smudge-your-cake-on-someone's-face "competition" began and glen kena like two dots on his face resembling pikachu xD. poor guy. after washing off kena another few times. looked as though he just bathed and went to the toilet to get some toilet paper. daniel did something unspeakable. shao hao also kena by me :D almost died. managed to get some on my senior. then started slacking in class.

DANIEL!

edwin at 3:49 PM

Sunday, August 3, 2008

math meeting

lol went to Shao Hao house jus now. Went and bought a birthday cake for those born in august (me! :D). some chocolate cake instead of a pokemon one that zhao siu insisted we buy. then went up his house and started drawing dots and poking holes while zhao siu was OBSESSED with SC and could not stop playing. xD in the end made a "Plinko" board where we drop little balls and watch them bounce around the sticks. (NOT TESTICLES AND DICKS SICKOS) watch "The Price Is Right" for more info. and fyi earlier on we were like HOLY SHIT EDWIN LOST HIS IPOD and called smrt several times. ended up the ipod being on shao hao's table camouflaged by his brothers pencil box. ¬_¬ got killed for that cos shao hao had sent a lost and found email for nothing. ow.

edit: my cousin in the BARNEY shirt xD (sorry for sucky quality)

edwin at 9:05 PM

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Michael and Glen, THE LOVING COUPLE xD


Thursday, 31 July,
joke. michael was angry at glen for being too "intimate" with jens and started to write "conditions" for him. Then me, huikang and daniel started to join in and that section of the classroom became a court xD. daniel was the judge, huikang was michael's lawyer and i was the jury. That was when the fun began. michael began coming up with abt 10 conditions and glen was like O_O and started talking back and daniel was trying to catch up with michael. then i went and interupt them like every minute and kept joking around although the jury was supposed to be quiet xD. the scenario later changed into michael being the wife ; glen being the husband and jens being the outsider with an affair with glen. :D super funny. and yankang was filming the thing with his phone O_O. afterwards we moved outside cos making too much noise. go outside even funnier, michael came up with another 20 conditions O_O. i was out of jokes so ended up sitting on the bench listening to music with huikang. in the end, michael and glen shook hands and went back to class after signing the super lame treaty of sovereign (?) and cooperation.

THE PERSON WHO STARTED ALL THIS CRAP


THE JUDGE


THE ACCUSED


THE LAWYER


THE CAMERAMAN


Friday, 1 August,
Reached ECP at 7 in the morning. waited for like 2,3 hours for our turn to run the 2.4km bullshit. got like 50th placing out of 80? (i noe i suck) hopefully wont fail it. for the last part when i was like sprinting, trying to catch up with daniel who was walking then suddenly sabrina appeared and made daniel sprint and finished before me. ahh. and guess what, he got 48th and i got 50th. why? cos he bloody overtook someone at the last second. DANIEL YOU GAY. afterwards was the mascot thingy. NOBEL WON BECAUSE OF AARON UNDER THE DRAGON SUIT. WOOT. xD

Today,
Went back to school for bloody cca session for 8 freaking hours. f***. must reach by 8 and can only leave by 5 in the evening. somemore reach there that time the BRILLIANT Dr Chong still havent reach and open the dry lab door for us. for the next 8 hours, we were like playing computer games and only Charles was doing all the stuff. Ivan bought cup noodles for all of us for lunch which only cost $1 per cup O_O somemore no msg. after dismissed i still must hurry home to bathe and go to my grandparent's house for dinner. but it was worth it seeing my 2 year old cousin wearing a barney shirt and carrying a barney bag :D:D:D AWESOME.

edwin at 10:51 PM